Because they are missing.
We have had a lot of good times together old friends.
You came with me to the Damien Rice show, to Vegas where we partied with some royal people from the UAE with Kay's aunt, a couple weekends ago I paired you with skinny black jeans on what turned out to be a very bad night...and this was the last night we spent together. I'm sorry that I got a little tipsy and had to carry you home, but it's hard to walk in high heels after a few.
This is a tragedy.
I feel so sad that I never got to say goodbye.